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Come and
meet some of the guys who just wanted to get their cocks out
for the camera - the good, the bad and the indifferent. One or two of them were
a little shy at first, but with a bit of gentle persuasion and copious amounts
of a
rather pleasant Chardonnay we managed to get the images we wanted.
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"You
know what, this is the first time I've had photos taken of my cock"
Jake told us. "Well that's not strictly true. I took some of my own
cock with my digi camera when I was completely smashed one night and downloaded
them to my PC. My buddies found them and e-mailed them to all their friends.
With pals like that, who needs enemies"
We'd like to see those pics, Jake!! |
Greg
was one of those who needed no encouragement to get undressed. "
I'm from a military background ,boy. I've been getting naked in front
of 30 to 40 guys for as long as I can remember and a little runt like
you ain't gonna scare me. We use to have wanking competitions - I once
spurted my load after 12.5 seconds. I'll show you how I did it..."
He had very strange balls, probably from too much tugging!! |
Barry
runs his own barber shop. "I've been in the same shop for 28 years
and have really seen some changes. We use to get guys come in for a cut
and shave, but now they all want they're hair washed, styled, spiked,
cropped, dried etc. I got so confused a couple of weeks ago I asked a
guy if he wanted a blowjob when I meant a blow wave. He was kinda cute
so I closed early and obliged. Well at my age you've got to get it where
you can"
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Ronny
works in a call center arranging loans and mortages. "Yeh, I've had
hundreds of jobs", he says, " truck driver, delivery boy, factory
worker, life guard; I could go on. But this is the best job I've ever
had. The pays pretty crap because we work on commission and I spend so
much time flirting with the guys on the other end of the line that I only
ever make my basic. I am such an old queen, you know. Now, where do you
want me, you saucy photographer , you?"
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"What's
the catch then?", asks Fred. "You really just want me to get
my clothes off, prance about a bit and wave my dick around - that's it?
Ok guys, stand well back and get ready to be impressed, it's a monster,
stand well back now".
If only his cock was half as big as his mouth, we'd have been impressed, but of course it wasn't. It was beautifully proportioned though and as I always say, it's what you do with it that counts!! |
Archie
was gorgeous, right up my alley, as they say. "Pose naked for a web
site? Fuck, sounds great", he said, "when can I start?"
This guy had an ego the size of Jupiter and a dick which made your mouth
water!! He was slowly rolling his fingers around his cock with one hand
as he telephoned his partner to tell him he would be late home. I had
such a hard on it was difficult to concentrate on the job in hand - his
hand round his cock. I can't think when I enjoyed a 'shoot' so much!
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